Fear and War

"Okay, I’m taking off my boxers."

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Hank Hill

That is the exact thing he would say during sex.

"Let me ask you this: A guy breaks into your house but you don’t have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?"

— Dale Gribble

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"Dusty is coming by tomorrow. Don’t ask him what time it is. He always says “It’s time to rock."

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Hank Hill

Somehow, the fact he is ashamed of being related to Dusty Hill is just literally perfect.

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this is the worst episode of king of the hill by far

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Any Luanne/Lucky episode is infinitely worse. King of the Hill is great, but it suffers when it moves away from the main cast.

"Dusty is coming by tomorrow. Don’t ask him what time it is. He always says “It’s time to rock."

—

Hank Hill

Somehow, the fact he is ashamed of being related to Dusty Hill is just literally perfect.

"Snow! Texans aren’t prepared for this kind of nightmare!"

— Hank Hill

"Luanne: Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.
Hank: Nobody likes a quitter, Luanne."

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King of the Hill

Now I’m really going to sleep.

"If you’re trying to smoke out the communists, relax… We’re all cool."

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Dale Gribble

This is my new motto for life.

"Hank: Sure, a week ago, I would have been booing my wife right along with all of you.

Dale: You were Hank!"

— King of the Hill

"HANK: Gayle did not kill Debbie. And I know that because at the time of the murder, he was with me. We were in Debbie’s apartment, and like he said, we were smoking pot.
PEGGY: Who are you, Hank Hill!?"

— King of the Hill