If you’re not listening to Warren Zevon, you’re missing out. I corrected a teacher once in high school when he got the chronology of Warren Zevon’s albums wrong. That’s on my top five list of music nerd moments.

Some time, if my students are really annoying me, I’m going to ask them what the relationship is between several documents in their reader. Then I’m going to blow their minds by asking if there really is a relationship between them or if the author just created one by arranging them as such in the book.

Welcome to COLLEGE!

Also, I may or may not be drinking right now.

I have 600 pages of reading this weekend. And I have about 30 papers to read to start figuring out how I’m going to write my papers this semester.

20 dollars you’ll find me on here all weekend or watching Parks and Rec on Hulu.

45 books going back to library. The worst part is carrying them into the library because the parking lot is so far away.

This is my whiniest post ever.

700 followers! Thanks so much everyone! I’m still amazed every day that any one outside of paxamericana follows me. And he has to follow me because I have dirt on him.

700 followers! Thanks so much everyone! I’m still amazed every day that any one outside of paxamericana follows me. And he has to follow me because I have dirt on him.

dagseoul:

danielpryor:

Isn’t it great when your political views are shared by virtually nobody within a 50-mile radius? God, I feel so indie.

There is no such thing as “anarchist” capitalists. You are a libertarian of some sort, and that makes you anything but indie.

You are a few pubes short of a Republican.

Congratulations.

(Source: iamdanielpryor)

The dumbest fucking security policy in the world is to have a fucking password system that when it expires locks you out of your account and the only way to get into your account is to email technical support which doesn’t work on weekends which is when 95% of your company’s business is done.

Fucking bullshit mother fuckers.

I keep misreading article headlines on Tumblr. I thought Norwegian social workers took away Indiana children and Rosa Parks defaced a sign with KKK graffiti. Time to step away from the computer.

Fuck it; I’m going to rewrite a paper I did in undergrad. There’s a lot of stuff I want to add and I’m going to try to get it published. I will destroy that author’s career if it is the last thing I can do.

And now I have 400 pages of reading to do. Send me ridiculous asks and maybe I’ll answer.